Ya wanna know how I got these scars?
My Father was.... A drinker, and a fiend.
and one day he came home a little drunker then usual, my mother grabbed her wedding dress, to offend herself, My Father didnt like that, not 64 bit.
He looked at me and laugh, he said, why so serious? Ya cant get chicks with a frown, lets put a snicker bar on that face.
so he grabbed a snicker bar, and he walked towards me, and he put the snicker bar in my mouth.... And I had an allergic reaction to the peanuts and went to the hospital, then I got the "best doctor there was" he said he was "too pro" and then told his nurse to shut up..... Next thing I knew he turned on a chainsaw and started doing chainsaw surgery on me in space..... And thats how I got these scars..... Ya wanna know how I got deez nuts?
Story of da derp joker
"Ya cant get chicks with a frown" You also cannot get chicks with a sword named "His good looks" -.-
[quote author=_NyanDragon_ link=topic=4271.msg22368#msg22368 date=1439142236]
"Ya cant get chicks with a frown" You also cannot get chicks with a sword named "His good looks" -.-
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Yes but you can get chicks with a sword.
-facepalm- I hate you -.-
I wanna know how you got DEEZ NUTS!!
[quote author=Willbob2003 link=topic=4271.msg22409#msg22409 date=1439159084]
I wanna know how you got DEEZ NUTS!!
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Well ya see my mother was... A hooker, and a fiend and one day she went a little -cencored for too much profanity-
[quote author=Willbob2003 link=topic=4271.msg22419#msg22419 date=1439169938]
Whats a hooker?
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Youll know when your older willybob..... Youll know.
[quote author=MNM1O1 link=topic=4271.msg22437#msg22437 date=1439221476]
[quote author=Willbob2003 link=topic=4271.msg22419#msg22419 date=1439169938]
Whats a hooker?
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Youll know when your older willybob..... Youll know.
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Eye iz jist to yers uld und eye nu wuts ah huker eye iz su kul 8) 8) 8)