Before I start this, ik someone else started this thread, but I wanna see new jokes people have up their sleeves!
Tell all yalls jokes and riddles here!
What is an creepers fav subject?
Hisssstory!
Jokes!
Jokes!
Post by: KissMeImIrish - July 22nd, 2015, 2:21:07 pm
Tell all yalls jokes and riddles here!
What is an creepers fav subject?
Hisssstory!
Re: Jokes!
Post by: StativeSpencer - July 22nd, 2015, 2:45:36 pm
There is a circular room with only a rug in it one day bill the owner of the room finds a juice stain on the floor the butler said he was changing the lightbulb and the maid said she was cleaning the corners whos lieing
The maid there are no corners
Re: Jokes!
Post by: PaleoPath - July 22nd, 2015, 2:55:28 pm
Johns father has 5 sons, jim, jill, jeff, and jerry. Whats the fifth sons name?
Re: Jokes!
Post by: StativeSpencer - July 22nd, 2015, 3:11:38 pm
[quote author=Jamb link=topic=3999.msg20615#msg20615 date=1437591328]
Johns father has 5 sons, jim, jill, jeff, and jerry. Whats the fifth sons name?
[/quote]
John
Re: Jokes!
Post by: dtown2002 - July 23rd, 2015, 11:09:14 am
A mother has 8 daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children does she have?
Re: Jokes!
Post by: StativeSpencer - July 23rd, 2015, 11:13:08 am
[quote author=dtown2002 link=topic=3999.msg20702#msg20702 date=1437664154]
A mother has 8 daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children does she have?
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16 unless theyre half brothers then only 8
Re: Jokes!
Post by: patman96 - July 23rd, 2015, 11:13:29 am
[quote author=dtown2002 link=topic=3999.msg20702#msg20702 date=1437664154]
A mother has 8 daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children does she have?
[/quote]
9
Re: Jokes!
Post by: StativeSpencer - July 23rd, 2015, 11:16:47 am
Bobs making a language fist he makes an alphabet which has 2 letters a vowel and a consonant words must start with a vowel and end with a consonant but he wants it to be short words so they can only be 2 letters long he finishes with 1000 words how many different words are there?
Re: Jokes!
Post by: dtown2002 - July 23rd, 2015, 11:48:10 am
[quote author=StativeSpencer link=topic=3999.msg20703#msg20703 date=1437664388]
[quote author=dtown2002 link=topic=3999.msg20702#msg20702 date=1437664154]
A mother has 8 daughters. Each daughter has a brother. How many children does she have?
[/quote]
16 unless theyre half brothers then only 8
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